THERE SOME WEIRD SHIT GOIN ON IN THIS COMPUTER

SO I WAS PLAYING ROME: TOTAL WAR SINCE IT WAS ON SALE FOR A DOLLA.  DAMN NIGGA.  A DOLLA.  BUT YEAH.  SO I'LL DOIN MY PILLAGIN.  RAPIN THE CHURCHES AND BURNIN THE WOMEN WHEN SUDDENLY, I WANT TO ALT TAB.  SHIT ALT TABS LIKE NORMAL.  I CHANGE THE STREAM I'M WATCHING TO MEGAZERO.  THAT FUCKER NEEDS SOME ANTICONGESTION MEDICATION.  I TAB BACK IN. 

BOOM.

SHIT HITS THE FAN LIKE MOTHERFUCKIN BARRY BONDS HITS THAT BALL WITH THE STEROID INDUCED FURY.  RIGHT SCREEN GOES BLACK.  DEAD MONITOR TYPE BLACK. NOT DRAWIN BLACK, IT'S FUCKIN OFF, BUT IT'S ON.  THE RIGHT SCREEN IS FLASHING BLACK AND WITH EACH FLASH, IT SENDS MY CURSOR BACK TO THE CENTER OR THE TOP RIGHT OF THE LEFT SCREEN.  I TRY ALT TABBING.  IT WORKS ONCE.  THEN FUCKS SHIT BACK THE FUCK UP.  I TRY CLICKING RANDOMLY.  NO SUCCESS.  I TRIED EXORCISM.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT I EXPECTED.  

I EVENTUALLY OPEN TASK MANAGER WITH CTRL ALT DEL AND BLIND CLICK THE START TASK MANAGER.  OF COURSE IT FUCKING SPAWNS ON THE LEFT MONITOR SO I CAN'T GET IT.  I SHUT THIS SHIT OFF.  GOD DAMMIT, I DIDN'T SAVE.  FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.  WHATEVER.  SACRIFICES HAD TO BE MADE TO GET OUT OF THAT SEIZURE INDUCING SHIT.  SO I LOG THE FUCK BACK IN.

OH IT'S STILL FUCKING BLACK?  YEAH. WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT.  IT WORKS UP UNTIL I GET INTO MY FUCKING USER PROFILE AFTER BOOTUP.  AND THEN SHUTS THE FUCK OFF.  THIS GOD DAMN GAME HAS ROYALLY FUCKED MY SHIT.  GOD DAMMIT BOBBY.  THIS SHIT DON'T EVEN WORK.  SAFE MODE WORKS AND EVERYTHING IS PEACHY.  BUT THEN IF I BOOT UP NORMALLY, I'M STILL FUCKED.  SO THERE'S SOME SORT OF FUCKING OPTION THAT MAKES MY MONITOR FUCK ITSELF IN THE ASS AND I DON'T FUCKING LIKE THIS SHIT. GOD DAMMIT.  I CAN'T EVEN FIND THIS PROBLEM ON THE INTERNET.  I AM LEGIT LAUGHING MY ASS OFF AT HOW THE FUCK THIS EVEN HAPPENED.  I MEAN. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK EVEN HAPPENED.  I DON'T KNOW HOW.  I DON'T KNOW WHY.  BUT DAMMIT.  I WILL FIND OUT WHO.  AND THEY WILL PAY DEARLY.

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